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Exploring the Scottish Highlands on a Barge Cruise

Rainbow Over Ros Crana Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

The Scottish Highlands have two separate travel components.  One includes castles and distilleries and other touristy sites.  We found these were best enjoyed on a Scottish Highlands road trip.  The second is the natural beauty of the Scottish Highlands.  This second aspect of the Highlands is best enjoyed slowly.  We found that the best way to enjoy the Scottish Highlands was on an active holiday on a Scotland cruise. 



We joined a seven-day Caledonian Canal cruise with Caledonian Discovery, a company that runs barge cruises along the Caledonian Canal and through the lochs of the Scottish Highlands, including the famous Loch Ness.  The cruise is kind of like a Scotland river cruise, except you travel through lochs and canals instead of a river.  The following are some of the things we did and saw on our Scotland cruise to give an idea of what it’s like to explore the Scottish Highlands on a barge cruise.

Ros Crana at Neptune's Staircase Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

Our barge cruise along the Caledonian Canal with Caledonian Discovery started in Fort William and ended in Inverness.  We met the barge at the top of Neptune’s Staircase, a canal staircase of seven locks.  


Nevis Range Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

Nearby is Ben Nevis, the highest mountain in Scotland.  Ben Nevis is popular with mountain climbers and is one of three mountains climbers summit as part of the National Three Peaks Challenge, which involves climbing the highest peak in Scotland, Ben Nevis, the highest peak in England, Scafell Pike, and the highest peak in Wales, Snowdon, all within 24 hours.  While Ben Nevis is quite close to Fort William, you may or may not be able to see it during your trip. Locals use Ben Nevis to predict the weather.  If you can see Ben Nevis, it’s going to rain.  If you can’t see Ben Nevis, it’s raining.

Moy Bridge Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

The Caledonian Canal is crossed by 10 swinging bridges.  Moy Bridge is the only remaining original cast iron twin leaf swing bridge on the canal.  The bridge is operated by hand.  The lock-keeper opens one side, then gets in a boat, crosses the canal, and opens the opposite side.  The lock-keeper used to have to row across but recently started using a motor boat.

Gairlochy Lighthouse Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

Where the canal empties into the first loch of our journey, Loch Lochy, a tiny white pepperpot lighthouse, Gairlochy Lighthouse, guards the entrance to the canal.  The lighthouse, which is made of cast iron, is no longer in use. 

Saint Ciaran's Church Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

We anchored in Bunarkaig Bay not far from Gairlochy and motored to shore for a little Scottish Highlands walking.  We passed a little stone church called Saint Ciaran’s, the Clan Cameron Museum, and Achnacarry Castle, the ancestral home of the Chiefs of Clan Cameron. 

Achnacarry Castle Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

Old Achnacarry Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

The currently standing Achnacarry Castle is not the original.  All that is left of Old Achnacarry is a stone chimney.  The original was destroyed in 1746 by the Duke of Cumberland’s soldiers after the defeat of the Jacobite army at Culloden.

Loch Arkaig Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

River Arkaig Stone Bridge Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

Eas Chia-aig Waterfall Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

Mossy Rock Wall Lined Road Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

Waterfall Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

We crossed a bridge that separates Loch Arkaig and River Arkaig, then followed the river back, passing the Eas Chia-aig Waterfall on the way.  The road back to the bay passed through a forest of moss covered trees and rock walls so covered in green they looked soft.

Kilfinnan Cemetery Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

Kilfinnan Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

At the other end of Loch Lochy is Kilfinnan, an ancient burial ground.  This is where the chiefs of the MacDonnells of Glengarry were buried.  The burial ground that can be visited today is a replacement as the original was submerged with the building of the Caledonian Canal.  The new burial ground has the MacDonell of Glengarry family mausoleum.  Bishop Hugh MacDonald, who was buried at Kilfinnan, has connections to the Jacobite Rising of 1745 as he tried to warn the clan chiefs against the Rising.  There is a memorial to Bishop Hugh MacDonald at the current burial ground.

Caledonian Discovery Crew at Eagle Barge Inn Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

Another spot worth a visit nearby, but not so ancient, is Eagle Barge Inn at Laggan Locks.  The Eagle is a 1926 Dutch barge that has been converted into a restaurant and bar.  It only makes sense when taking a barge cruise in the Scottish Highlands to visit a pub in a barge.  On Sunday nights they have quiz night and the Ros Crana guest team, ahem, allowed the Caledonian Discovery crew team to win by just a few points.  That’s our story and we’re sticking to it.

Great Glen Way Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

The next day we hiked while the barge cruised along the piece of the Caledonian Canal that connects Loch Cainn to Loch Oich.  Loch Oich was my favorite loch simply because I love how it’s pronounced and it made me giggle inside whenever someone said Loch Oich (you can hear how Loch Oich is pronounced here). 

Invergarry Station Project Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

The Great Glen Way along this part of the canal follows an old railway cut for the Invergarry and Fort Augustus Railway.  The route was discontinued in the early 1900s.  However, the Invergarry Station Project is working on preserving the old train station and creating a railway museum.  There are currently some tracks laid and some old train cars on display.

Where the Caledonian Canal empties into Loch Oich is the Well of the Seven Heads.  We didn’t get to visit this spot as we were walking the Great Glen Way, but others on our cruise did as they decided to canoe that day.  The Well of the Seven Heads has a gory story.  Men beheaded seven clansmen as revenge for a murder they had committed.  They stopped at the pond and washed the heads in the pond before bringing them to the castle.  Visitors to the memorial can also stop in for some tea and cakes at the Well of the Seven Heads Larder.

Loch Oich Castle Bay Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

Farther down Loch Oich is Castle Bay where there is a two-for-one, a castle and a shipwreck!  The shipwreck isn’t ancient, but it still looks pretty cool.  The owner of the ship anchored it in a place that wasn’t protected enough to withstand the Scottish Highlands weather, so the ship took on water and sank. 

Invergarry Castle Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

The castle on the hill in ruins is Invergarry Castle.  This was the seat of the MacDonells.  The castle still stands but is in ruins and can only be viewed from the outside.

Glengarry Castle Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

Nearby is also Glengarry Castle.  We took a short walk to visit the shipwreck and castle and then, when it started to rain, took the opportunity to duck into Glengarry Castle for a lovely and inexpensive afternoon tea.  We sat in the library, sipped tea, nibbled on cakes, and watched the sheep wander the grounds outside.  This was also the first day of our trip that we saw a rainbow, which is rather shocking for Scotland.  However, we saw not just one rainbow, but three, so Scotland made up for the rainbow absence.

Glengarry Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

Hairy Highland Cow Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

River Garry Bridge Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

A couple on our cruise actually live in the area and told us to keep on the lookout for hairy Highland cows (heilan coos), and one in particular who seems to enjoy having its picture taken.  We’re pretty sure we found him.

Caledonian Discovery Guided Hike Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

Loch Ness View Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

I’ve always wanted to go on one of those hikes that doesn’t follow an actual hiking trail, but rather crosses over pastures, through random fences, over a rock wall, you get the picture.  During our Scottish Highlands barge cruise we took one of these hikes as a group.  It was described as a hike up a “wee hill.”  It wasn’t a requirement and not everyone went.  In fact Romeo cruised the canal while I joined the guided hike.  While the barge slowly floated along the Caledonian Canal, we hiked through grassy fields, by newborn lambs, and up slightly steep hills until we were greeted with our first view of Loch Ness and the town of Fort Augustus, one of the largest small towns along the Caledonian Canal.

Fort Augustus is a cute little town and the next morning we had some time to explore the town before moving on.  While I walked around and did a little shopping (Rubber Nessie = best Loch Ness souvenir ever), Rome golfed the Fort Augustus Golf Club.  There are also some small local pubs, one of which we visited on our overnight in the town.

Fort Augustus Locks Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

While the Scottish Highlands are the main attraction during a Caledonian Discovery cruise, expect to be the main attraction when leaving Fort Augustus.  As we traveled down the chain of locks to depart from Fort Augustus, we were the focus of everyone along the canal.  Tourists crowded the sides of the canal as we descended the set of five locks one by one, taking photos and even waving at us. 

Loch Ness Sign Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

Something else we found rather humorous is that the sign that says Loch Ness, which stands in front of the loch, seems to be the most photographed spot in the Scottish Highlands.  While we ate lunch on board the Ros Crana, we witnessed countless people stopping for a photo op.  We even saw tour buses stop, let everyone out for a photo of the sign, then load up again and move on their way.

Loch Ness Monster Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

After we left Fort Augustus, we sailed through Loch Ness, constantly keeping an eye out for Nessie, then docked in Foyers Bay.  There are a number of walking and hiking opportunities in Foyers Bay.  We took a twilight walk after dinner along the Woodland Walk, a trail that follows the shore of a small peninsula.  We were on the lookout for small wildlife and did get to see some bats swooping through the air feeding on bugs.

Falls of Foyers Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

The next day we took another guided hike, this time to the Falls of Foyers.  The Scottish poet Robert Burns was so taken by the falls, he wrote:

Among the healthy hills and ragged woods
The roaring Fyers pours his mossy floods;
Till full he dashes on the rocky mounds,
Where, through a shapeless breach, his stream resounds,
As high in air the bursting torrents flow,
As deep recoiling surges foam below,
Prone down the rock the whitening sheet descends,
And viewless Echo’s ear, astonished rends.
Dim seen, through rising mists and ceaseless showers,
The hoary cavern, wide surrounding, lowers.
Still, thro’ the gap the struggling river toils,
And still, below, the horrid cauldron boils.

Falls of Foyers Hike Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

Verses from this poem are scattered along the Falls of Foyers trail, written on plaques of stone.  One thing Burns didn’t mention in his poem is the famous Foyers Effect.  If you stare at the falls for about 30 seconds then look away, at a hill of trees for instance, the trees will look like they are moving in the same form as the falls, but in the opposite direction.

Morag the Gnomette Foyers Phone Box Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

Above the falls is a little coffee shop, the Waterfall CafĆ©.  Outside of the cafĆ© is a red phone box, the Foyers Phone Box, which has its own Facebook page.  Hiding inside the phone box is a cute little collection of gnomes.

Urquhart Castle Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

Our trip continued to the other end of Loch Ness, which is famous for Urquhart Castle, one of the most visited attractions in Scotland.  We didn’t get to visit the castle, but we had great views of the castle from the water.

Walk Along River Ness Scottish Highlands Barge Cruise

Our journey through the Scottish Highlands finished by passing through Loch Dochfour and the part of the Caledonian Canal that runs parallel to the River Ness until we reached our final destination, Inverness.

When it was time to leave the barge for the last time and head to the train station, we were sad that our Scotland cruise through the Scottish Highlands had ended.  Rome even commented that he wished it was a day or two longer. Cruising with Caledonian Discovery is a wonderful way to slowly explore the Scottish Highlands, and we can see why guests return again and again.

Thank you to Caledonian Discovery for hosting us on a Classic Cruise and making this post possible.  As always, all opinions are our own.  


What to Expect on a Scotland Cruise with Caledonian Discovery

Ros Crana Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

We had long wanted to visit the Scottish Highlands.  We wanted to see the purple heather, the yellow gorse, the green moss.  We wanted to enjoy the Scottish Highlands slowly, hiking and communing with nature.  While we love road trips and spent a few days road tripping through the Scottish Highlands by car visiting Scottish castles, distilleries, and cathedrals, we were excited to try out a different way of experiencing the Scottish Highlands, on a Scotland Cruise with Caledonian Discovery. 

Caledonian Canal Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

We weren’t quite sure what to expect on our Scotland Cruise.  After all, this was only the second cruise we had ever taken, our first being a European river cruise with Viking River Cruises.  Our Caledonian Discovery cruise would be kind of like a river cruise, except we would be following the Caledonian Canal, cruising through some of the lochs of the Scottish Highlands, including the famous Loch Ness.  We would be sailing on a barge with a crew of four and ten other guests.  Our room would be small, with a bunk bed no less. 


We knew the main draw of the cruise would be exploring nature in the Scottish Highlands.  We would be able to walk, hike, bike, canoe, and even sail.  But what would it be like traveling for a week on a small boat, in a small room, with a small group of people in very intimate quarters?  We were extremely excited for this new adventure, but a little nervous as well.

What we found was a truly memorable travel experience that we enjoyed so much, we wished it would last just a few days longer.  So, as we think everyone should enjoy the Scottish Highlands in this way, here is what you can expect on a Scotland cruise with Caledonian Discovery.

Expect a Colorful Moving Hotel in a Barge


Ros Crana Living Room Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

Caledonian Discovery has two barges, the Ros Crana and the Fingal of Caledonia.  Our barge was the newer Ros Crana.

The Ros Crana barge was purchased in Holland.  As soon as the deal was made and the paperwork was signed, owner Martin Balcombe had it cut in half, four feet removed, and put back together.  It is perfectly sized to sail down the canal as well as fit into the locks. 

Driver the Barge Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

Play your cards right and you can even take a turn at driving the barge.  Actually, when the barge is in the open waters of one of the lochs, guests are invited to visit the wheelhouse, bring the skipper or first mate a beverage, and take the wheel.  I was surprised by how much pull there is.  When I was holding the wheel steady, every once in a while there would be a strong tug on the wheel.  It literally felt like a ghost was trying to steer it the opposite way!

Cruising the Scottish Highlands in a barge means you can travel through the Highlands slowly, yet stay unpacked and never have to change hotel rooms.  This is, after all, one of the main appeals of a cruise of any kind. 

Most nights the barge is docked, meaning you can get on and off.  A few times there were places to wander at night  One stop had a pub in a boat just across the canal, and another night we were docked in Fort Augustus, a small town along the Caledonian Canal.  There were also a couple of nights that we dropped anchor in a bay of a loch.

Expect Intimate Comfortable Accommodations


Ros Crana Room Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

A canal barge is not a huge ocean cruise ship.  They rooms are tiny, but it works and they somehow manage to be completely comfortable despite their small size.  The Ros Crana is just a little bigger than the Fingal of Caledonia.  The difference this makes is that the bottom bunks in the rooms of the Ros Crana are big enough for two, while the bunk beds on the Fingal of Caledonia are true twin bunks.  Some passengers traveling as couples still chose to sleep in separate bunks, but we found the bottom bunk, about the width of a double bed, quite comfortable for the two of us.  This freed up the top bunk for storage of our suitcases, camera equipment, etc. 

Beyond the bunk beds, the rooms have small closets with rod and hangers, shelves for storage, and hooks for hanging coats.  There are also hooks in the hallway outside of each room for bulkier coats, life vests (floaty coaties), and bike helmets so these items are close at hand but don’t take up space inside the room. 

Ros Crana Shower Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

An all important feature of the rooms is that they have private bathrooms.  We don’t always require luxury accommodations, but we do insist on our own bathroom.  Call us spoiled, but sharing a bathroom with strangers is not our idea of a good time.  The sink and mirror are in the room, and then in the bathroom is the toilet and shower.  Guests rave about the showers, and for good reason.  The shower was bigger than many we have encountered in European hotels, which was a surprise considering the comfortable but compact quarters.  Also, the water was hot, never turned cold, and the water pressure was strong, all qualities I didn’t expect on a barge.

They were very thoughtful when they arranged the lighting in the rooms.  There is a main light in the room, a separate light over the sink, and reading lamps in the bunks so you don’t have to get out of bed to turn out the lights.  There are also two outlets for charging electronics and using the hairdryer.  The generator is turned off at night, so we made sure to charge our phones and camera batteries during dinner.

One thing that was a little odd, but not at all a problem, was that the room doors didn’t have locks.  We never asked about this, and there might be a reason for this.  However, with such a small group, there was never a need to worry.  The bathroom doors do lock from the inside.

Ros Crana Bunk Beds Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

One thing that is different from staying on a standard cruise ship or in a hotel is that no one comes in to clean the room every day.  While I do like to have my hotel room cleaned and tidied, I was glad our rooms were left to us.  After all, there are only four crew members on the boat and they’re busy driving, cooking, and leading adventures.  New towels were offered halfway through the cruise to any who wanted them.

Expect a Superior Crew


Martin Balcombe Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

Speaking of the crew, let’s talk about them.  The crew on the Ros Crana was phenomenal.  Martin Balcombe, the owner of Caledonian Discovery, was our skipper and was usually driving the boat and doing whatever else a skipper does. 

Chris Absalom was the first mate.  He drove sometimes too and he was responsible for leading canoe trips and guided hikes and taking guests out for a sail. 

Lucy McGhee and Chris Absalom Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

Lucy McGhee was the bosun, or boatswain.  She’s in charge of fixing anything that’s broken or, as Martin joked, breaking anything to fix it.  She also drove the RIB and shuttled guests between the barge and shore when we were anchored. 

Simon Wilkinson Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

Simon Wilkinson perhaps had the most important job of all.  Simon was our chef and he was in the kitchen morning to night preparing us three full meals a day plus snacks and treats.  He did have a little help for the first half of our cruise as he was training a new hire, Kevin.

Caledonian Canal Map Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

Every night after dinner, Martin or Chris would bring out the map of the Caledonian Canal, reiterate what we had seen that day, then talk about what we could see the next day, providing options for hiking, biking, canoeing, etc., and letting everyone decide what adventure they wanted to choose for the next day.

The crew was always happy, cheerful, and helpful.  We were exhausted at the end of every day, yet they not only would join our meals and some of our activities, they were also always constantly working behind the scenes doing who knows what to make our journey perfect.  I truly don’t know how they do it.

Expect Exceptional Company


Caledonian Discovery Guests Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

We used to avoid group travel.  We still prefer to travel independently for the most part, but we have learned that some of the best travel experiences can be had with a small group of like-minded travelers.  (An example is our off-road trip through Central Greece.)  This proved to be the case with our Scotland cruise. 

Puzzle Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

Cruising with Caledonian Discovery is the epitome of small group travel.  In addition to the four crew members, the barge can carry up to 12 guests.  Everyone eats breakfast, lunch, and dinner together around a large square table.  The good news is that you don’t spend 24 hours a day with each other.  While there are a handful of group activities offered, like hikes and canoe trips, these are optional and, for the most part, we would be off on our own whenever we were docked or anchored.  However, we did quickly grow to love the company of the other guests, so we would hang out in the barge’s living room area talking, putting together puzzles, and reading, and when the opportunity arose, a few of us would head out at night to visit one of the local pubs.

Guided Hike Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

Most of the guests lived in England, a few lived in Scotland, and one couple came all the way from Australia.  While most of us were cruising with Caledonian Discovery for the first time, a few were repeat guests.  All of the guests were active, constantly out walking, hiking, and biking.  One couple, who actually live in Invergarry in the middle of the cruise's route, try to sail with Caledonian Discovery once a year, though it sounded like they might try to fit in a second trip this year.  It was wonderful having their added knowledge of the area and the history and Hector became an inspiration to me when he told me he bought himself a canoe for his 80th birthday. 

Expect Feasts of Culinary Delights


Caledonian Discovery Pork Dinner Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

As mentioned, guests of Caledonian Discovery are fed three full meals a day, plus the occasional snack and treat. 

Breakfast started with porridge, either a regular human-sized portion or a baby bear portion.  Then came a passed breakfast that varied every day but could include eggs, toast, bacon, sausage, fried tomatoes, etc.

Lunch usually started with soup followed by something like quiche or a tart.

Caledonian Discovery Salmon Dinner Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

Two choices were always offered for dinner, one a vegetarian option and the other a meat or seafood option.  Some of my favorites included poached salmon with a lemon sauce and our final night’s dinner of chicken stuffed with haggis, which truly was a delicious combination.  Simon pretty much told Romeo to man up (jokingly of course as they had become chummy) when Rome tried to ask for chicken without the haggis.  Rome was happy he had manned up.  Dinner was always followed by dessert, like the tart, thick, and creamy lemon posset made with lemon, cream, and condensed milk.  Dessert was always followed by a cheese course, providing a chance to sample some local cheeses.

Caledonian Discovery Bar Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

I don’t know where he found the time, but sometimes Simon would make a treat like banana bread or muffins to be enjoyed in the middle of the day with tea or coffee.  There were also cookies (or biscuits in the UK) available.  Water, tea, and coffee were always available.  There was also a bar with wine, local beer from Loch Ness Brewery, and sodas, like the unusual Scottish soda IRN-BRU, available at all times.  We just needed to track our drinks in the folder and pay our tab at the end.

IRN-BRU Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

Caledonian Discovery makes sure their guests are their top priority.  This is also apparent in the care they take to make sure everyone can enjoy the meal.  There is always a meat option and a vegetarian option for dinner.  But beyond that, we not only had a few vegetarians on our cruise, we also had a guest who could not have any dairy.  There were items like soy milk, margarine, and other non-milk options available for her, and she even received special desserts and sauces so she wouldn’t feel left out.

Expect a Smorgasbord of Outdoor Activities


Sailing Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

The number one reason to cruise through the Scottish Highlands with Caledonian Discovery is to explore nature the way it is meant to be enjoyed, slowly.  On this Scotland cruise, you can travel as much or as little of the Great Glen on your own power as you want.  Even on the very first day, after we dropped off our luggage, we were able to cover the first leg of our journey on foot, meeting the barge a few miles down the canal.

Every day can bring a new adventure.  Walking along the canal is always an option.  There are also places to take hikes to rivers, waterfalls, and castles.

Loch Arkaig Bridge Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

If you don’t feel like walking, there are plenty of other options.  The Ros Crana had all sorts of toys aboard including canoes, bicycles, and a tiny sailboat.  Bicycles can be taken out for easy rides along the canal, or longer, more challenging rides with lots of hilly bits.

As I said before, you can do as much or as little with the rest of the guests as you want.  I wondered if we would always be together, but outside of cruising and mealtime, we were mostly on our own.  There are usually a number of activities from which to choose every day and walks, hikes, and bikes are usually a solitary activity, though there were two guided group hikes offered.

Expect Traveling along One of Scotland’s Great Engineering Wonders


Caledonian Canal Loch Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

Scotland is a land of spectacular examples of innovation and engineering.  One of these examples is the Caledonian Canal, with which we became intimately acquainted during our week with Caledonian Discovery. 

The Caledonian Canal is over 96 kilometers long.  Approximately 35 of those kilometers are manmade while the rest are natural lochs.  Scattered along the length of the canal are 29 locks which help boats ascend and descend as they travel along the canal.  The canal is also spanned by 10 swing bridges. 

Caledonian Canal Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

The idea of the Caledonian Canal started in 1726.  The canal follows the Great Glen, a natural fault which divides the Scottish Highlands with its lochs.  Thomas Telford, a Scottish civil engineer, designed the Caledonian Canal and construction occurred between 1803 and 1822.  The canal was dredged with the help of horses, and steam pumps pumped the water out.

The canal provides a shortcut through Scotland from the Atlantic Ocean to the North Sea.  The original purpose of the canal was to allow the safe passage of warships.  However, while it was used for World War I, the Caledonian Canal has been used more for trade and pleasure.

Expect a Lesson in UK Vocabulary and Culture


Nevis Range Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

During our cruise, we were made acquainted with a Scottish Highlands cruise vocabulary.  Terms that were thrown around during the week were floaty coatie (life vest), sporty sail (somewhat windy and choppy sailing), hilly bits (some hills to be expected), undulation (more extreme hills to be expected), and clearing rain (the kind of rain that comes pouring quickly and heavily to clear the sky of all its moisture).  We also learned how to predict the weather in the Scottish Highlands.  If you can see Ben Nevis, it’s going to rain.  If you can’t see Ben Nevis, it’s raining.

Scottish Highlands Sheep and Lamb Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

Since most of the guests were UK residents, except for the one Australian couple, we spent a week learning each other’s vocabulary and customs.  For instance, we learned about pants versus trousers.  In the UK, pants are your underpants, so if it rains and you say your pants are wet, everyone will laugh at you because it sounds like you had an accident.  We had neeps and tatties and they were surprised (a) that we didn’t use that term and (b) that turnips are not terribly common on the US dinner table.  While most everyone knew all about how it was lambing season (there were baby lambs everywhere), they were surprised we don’t see sheep all the time where we live.  We learned about marmite, not to be confused with vegemite. 

Hector taught us about the Highland attitude with a story.  There was a Highlander and a Spaniard.  The Highlander asked the Spaniard, “What is this word, maƱana?”  The Spaniard said, “It is when something can wait, can be done tomorrow.  Do you have a word for that?”  The Highlander thought hard for a while and then replied, “No, we don’t have any word for something so urgent.” 

Tips for a Successful Cruise


Walking the Scottish Highlands Scotland Cruise Caledonian Discovery

The section between Fort Augustus to Fort William has the most beautiful scenery of the Caledonian Canal.  The lochs are smaller and more scenic at this end.  Therefore, if you are one who likes to save the best for last, you may prefer to choose the cruise that starts in Inverness and ends in Fort William.  If you are arriving by rental car, starting from Inverness is also the best choice as rental car companies have return offices in Inverness but not in Fort William.  Not knowing this ahead of time, we had to drop off our rental car in Inverness (we booked our car with Auto Europe) and then take the bus (which should be booked ahead of time with CityLink), a two and a half hour drive, along the shore of our upcoming Scotland cruise route to meet the barge in Fort William.  The Fort William bus stop is at the Fort William train station, where we were able to then catch a taxi that took us the short drive to Neptune’s Staircase where we boarded the barge.  However, if you are arriving by train and then taking a Scotland road trip afterward, the Fort William to Inverness route will work better.


It rains a lot in this part of the world.  We visited in May and had pretty spectacular weather for most of our time in Scotland, which is unusual.  In the Highlands along the Caledonian Canal, clear weather every day is pretty much a miracle.  We were actually quite lucky with our weather during our Scotland cruise, but it did rain and hail a few times, one time so much the back of my pants, I mean trousers, was soaked through while the front was practically dry since the rain was being driven so forcefully at an angle.  Rain also means mud.  Pack warm clothing in layers as you can get pretty warm while hiking.  While we suggest sturdy hiking shoes that are waterproof or at least water-resistant, I actually had really good luck hiking in my rubber rain boots.  I was kidded about it a few times, but I was able to step into inches of mud and yet stay dry, plus have an easy cleaning job.  I also brought a waterproof jacket, a very thin lightweight one that I could wear on its own or over my down jacket when it was cold.  If you have them, also bring waterproof over trousers.  However, the Ros Crana had a number of sets of waterproof over trousers and jackets for those who didn’t have any.  The extra-small bright orange high-water over trousers looked awesome with my plaid wellies.

One last thing to expect on a Scotland cruise with Caledonian Discovery?  Expect to have a wonderful time and want to come back to the Scottish Highlands for another one.

Thank you to Caledonian Discovery for hosting us on a Classic Cruise and making this post possible.  As always, all opinions are our own.  This article contains affiliate links.  If you book through them, it costs you nothing extra and we earn a small commission which goes towards running this website and bringing you more travel stories.

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